Baaa fuck fuck rage!

I have just spent about half an hour typing a marvelous story only to delete it by mistake! I may come back when i've calmed down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jobs for the boys(not!)

What can i say! I have decided to retire at the tender age of thirty three (dirty tree if you are Irish). My miserable career finally got the better of me so i decided to go tell "the man" to let me off the crazy copper merry-go-round. I have no idea what to do for cash but if anybody has any suggestions then i would be more than happy to hear them (this should be a laugh).
I was captured looking at porn on the net!!!!!!
Curiosity finally got the better of the cat and i was caught bonny. Trousers round ankles and cock in hand. My lovely misses was not amused, to say the least. I f your wondering why i've gone pink the it's just because, so there!
I'm off for my booze now but if i'm bored enough i will return.

Hello lisstnurs n vurrrsss!

Hello to all you nice people out ther in the digital world! This is my first experience of blogging (obviously because i have an empty life.) I may call myself "the sexiest man in the ferry" but that is only because i've not met anyone sexier! (yet). I am a really boring kinda person so bare with me.
It all started in 1971 when i was discovered on the doorstep of the local village church (even then i was waving my cock around in the four winds) when a very kind alcoholic and his battered and bruised long suffering wife took me in and gave me food and shelter. To cut a long story short, the young waif became a strapping young man and decided to take the world by storm by putting his big strong hands to use and becoming a big hunky plumber. I will leave the rest to your imagination till my next posting.
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