Jobs for the boys(not!)

What can i say! I have decided to retire at the tender age of thirty three (dirty tree if you are Irish). My miserable career finally got the better of me so i decided to go tell "the man" to let me off the crazy copper merry-go-round. I have no idea what to do for cash but if anybody has any suggestions then i would be more than happy to hear them (this should be a laugh).
I was captured looking at porn on the net!!!!!!
Curiosity finally got the better of the cat and i was caught bonny. Trousers round ankles and cock in hand. My lovely misses was not amused, to say the least. I f your wondering why i've gone pink the it's just because, so there!
I'm off for my booze now but if i'm bored enough i will return.